someone Please send help , hooligans have broken into my home and put these signs on everything,I have not eaten or drank water in 8 days out of fear of Epic Ownage ,i am dying
I’m going to sign john green’s email up for hundreds of porn sites
why would you do this???
because im a 14 year old with a blog and hes one of the richest authors in the united states of america and literally nothing matters literally nothing matters literally NOTHING matters
So I have a slight RedBull addiction, which my best friend is very aware of. A few weeks ago we were talking about how I was broke and I was really craving RedBull, so she was like “one day you’re going to come to your front porch and there will be a RedBull there and you’ll know who it’s from”. I just got a text from her that said “come to your porch” and I go to the door and see her climbing out of her car, running wildly with her hand behind her back, she thrusts the RedBull into my unknowing hands and runs away laughing manically. I just stood there laughing my ass off as her car speeds away not really knowing what to do with myself and this 16 oz of goodness. All I know is that I have the greatest best friend in the world